When I was first learning Chen-style taijiquan, my instructor would make us sit in a narrow horse stance, which was uncomfortable...
A Night Out at a Nice Place
There was a peculiar kind of sadism, or was it masochism, involved in downlowing into a limbsuit and going out among the slowfolk...
The Dude Who Collected Lovecraft
I drove a brand-new rental car I couldn’t afford—next year’s model, so in a way it was a car from the future—from the Amherst...
On the Occasion of My Retirement
Thank you all—faculty and students, deans and provosts, Ms. President and our board, community members and honored guests for...
The Phylactery
Tony had no idea how to explain it, so decided that he wouldn’t even try. Instead, he squeezed his palm around the filakto and...
FOUR IS ME! WITH SQUEEEEEE! (AND LOLER)
She wasn’t my grandma, but grandpa junior’s eighteenth or nineteenth wife, and I couldn’t help her. “Your computer belongs to...