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THE BRIT’S BITS #2: Gill Turns Anorak

by Gill Ainsworth

Anorak: n Rather ‘sad’ person such as train spotter, often seen wearing said item of clothing whilst enjoying outside hobby in unpredictable English weather.

THE BRIT’S BITS: A Day in the Life

Afraid of bombs? Not Gill Ainsworth.

Short Fiction: Bugs

by Gill Ainsworth
January 2005

Once I watched this geezer spend all day trying to shake bugs from his hair. It didn’t do him no good though. You can’t just shake these things out. They’d be no good loose in your hair so’s you could get rid of ‘em with a good scratch and a shake. Oh, he probably thought it worked, but I know different.