Written April 20, 2009
We were robbed on Wednesday. I left the house mid-afternoon and both dogs went with me, of course. They always do. When we got home, the back door was open. The 37” flat-screen was gone, and so was an outdated laptop we kept by the TV to look actors up on IMDB. (“She looks so familiar. Wasn’t she on Dr. Who?”) You learn what you value when something like this happens.
My first thought was, “Why did you leave the door open? The heat’s on, idiot!” So even when robbed, I am concerned about global climate change. And the gas bill.
Dragging the TV off the table, the burglar knocked over a brass music box my father gave his mother when he was 14, just before she died. I was glad nobody but me cares about an item like that, but surprised that modern thieves have no interest in sterling silver. We’ve inherited three generations of the stuff and it’s all still here, waiting to be polished next time I feel like meditating on family history.
My next thought was for the computers on the second floor. Our reflexive nightly habit of emailing important files to off-site storage was vindicated by this experience, though I don’t think the thief went upstairs at all.
The police remarked that the dogs might have deterred the robbery if they’d been in the house, but what criminal would be intimidated by a retired golden retriever and a porky little dachshund? I was glad Leo and Annie come everywhere with me, for they’d have wandered out that open door and gotten lost for sure, if they’d been home. I realized then that the only things I’d begrudge a thief were the dogs, a 1930s music box that plays Popeye The Sailor, and my mother-in-law’s wedding rings, which were safe upstairs as well.
I wear Blanche’s rings now, next to my own. (If I get mugged, I’ll lose them all — that’s what you’d call ironic.) For now, my hand bears witness to a collective 93 years of marriage, which I hope will total well into triple digits by the time my daughter-in-law inherits the rings, and all that tarnished silver.
We were covered for theft. No harm done, I suppose. Except…the thief was probably a neighbor: someone who knows that when I drive away, the dogs are with me, and we’re usually gone an hour and a half. Which implies that someone also knows when I am at home, working alone, except for a retired golden retriever and a porky little dachshund.
A novelist’s mind goes straight to the most dramatic and tragic conclusion.
The neighborhood has changed, full of foreclosures and rentals and strangers these days. The kids want us to move… Maybe we’ll get a security system, and stand our ground.
Mary Doria Russell is the award-winning author of The Sparrow, Children of God, A Thread of Grace, and Dreamers of the Day. Her web site, marydoriarussell.info, includes book excerpts, dates and locations of her upcoming appearances, and advice for aspiring authors.







APEXOLOGY: Horror