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Zombies have rights, too!

by Jason Sizemore

Zombies are growing restless by our continual disrespect, shotgun blasts, and hammers to the head.

They are demanding to be treated better.

And now they have a website to support their cause: http://itsjustzombies.com/

Reasons to visit the website:
1. You’re turning a weird color and think you might have Changed. (See our Frequently Asked Questions for further inquiry).
2. You know you’ve Changed.
3. You know you will Change one day and want to protect your future.
4. Maybe you’re just plain curious (or drunk… just kidding!).


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